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THE ORIGIN STORY
Two idiots. One friendship. Several questionable decisions.
Somewhere along the way, a perfectly normal friendship became a decades-long commitment to bad ideas, inappropriate timing, and showing up for each other anyway.
EARLY FIELD RESEARCHBefore anyone knew this would become a problem.
THE ADVENTURES
Some were authorized. Most probably shouldn't have been.
There were workdays, ceremonies, weddings, ridiculous photos, and moments that made perfect sense at the time. Allegedly.
ADVENTURE ARCHIVES
Photographic evidence nobody behaved responsibly.
THE END OF AN ERA
England ended. The bullshit didn't.
When Todd left England, Jurgy sent him off with a gift and one gloriously overcommitted, hand-written speech. Years later, the only reasonable response was to buy the damn website.
This is what friendship looks like when nobody knows when to stop a joke.
THE OFFICIAL PLAN
100 YEARS.
ALL DAY LONG.
EVERY MINUTE.
Todd & Jurgy adventures. Over and over.